‘ALLO ‘ALLO, listen very carefully, we shall say this only once.
A French market will be coming to Woodley’s town centre on Friday, offering shoppers the chance to grab some continental bargains.
The entente cordiale means shopkeepers from France will be in the Crockhamwell Road shopping precinct from 9am to 5pm on September 6, offering everything from cheeses, breads, wines and more.
It’s the perfect chance for everyone, even that idiot policeman who thinks he can speak French, to stock up on a bargain.
The town centres regular markets and boot fairs continue as normal.
For more details, log on to www.woodleytowncentre.co.uk